CatBooks71's Career

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  • About Me:

    So first off, this will be extremely long; if it bothers you, too bad; if you don’t enjoy long profiles, scroll down.

    I love to read and write (duh, or I wouldn’t be on this site). I play flute and run cross-country (I’m not very good, but my team is amazing :-). My list of favorite books is WAY too long, and I always carry a book around with me (my friends think I’m crazy, which it true XD). I like all kinds of music, but mostly rock/metal (Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, etc.). I love fantasy and sci-fi books and movies. :-D (Note, my favorite author/book lists will be VERY long.) I’m super excited for November to get here now because they’re making a movie for Ender’s Game. Update: Movie was hopelessly wrong, like I knew it would be. I’ve seen it twice anyway. I’ll be happy to rant about it if you’re interested :-P

    I don’t mind ads on my page, just don’t put them on my stories. I’ll look at your story, but I’ll delete the ad when I’m done with it.

    Have any of you ever heard of Dagorhir? It’s sort of like LARP, with a few story elements thrown in. If you like fantasy stories, especially the Lord of the Rings, go look it up!

    I support the following petitions on ML:

    Sex Story Petition (Novascope):

    No More Fighting Petition (Avalon_Loves_You):

    ML Improvement Petition (Lux):

    It All Stops Here {Anti-Bully Blog} (That_Roleplay_Girl_Tealbird)

    If you:

    ~If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
    ~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
    ~If you’ve ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile
    ~If you’ve ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
    ~If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.
    ~Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
    ~Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, “where to begin?”
    ~Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull.
    ~If you really hate those e-mails that say ‘Make a wish! If you don’t send this to 50 people in 1 minute, it won’t come true!’, but still send it on anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
    ~If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
    ~If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile
    ~Post this on your profile if you hate racism
    ~If someone has ever told you that you are the weirdest person they ever met, repost this in your profile.
    ~If people call you crazy at least three times a week, repost this on your profile.
    ~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (COME ON!!!!! EVERYONE should have this on their profile) {Personally, it usually goes a bit further than stabbing… XD}
    ~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
    ~If you’ve ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
    ~If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
    ~If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
    ~If you’ve ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
    ~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
    ~If you ever forgot to put on underwear put this is your profile (or put it on overtop of your clothes).
    ~If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
    ~If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
    ~It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Repost this if you are one of the people who would just slap whoever messed with you!
    FRIENDS:help you up when you fall
    BEST FRIENDS:jump on you and yell SANDWICH!

    FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
    BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN * RUN!’

    FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
    BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
    BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

    FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
    BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin’ “THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!”

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

    FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
    BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

    FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
    BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

    FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

    FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
    BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

    FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
    BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
    BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ’It’s because your gay isn’t it?’

    FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
    BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!
    Dear bullies:
    See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

    See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

    See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

    See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

    The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills.

    The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her.

    The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

    See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

    That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

    Put this on your profile if you’re against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I’m sure the people with a heart and backbone will!
    Have YOU licked a pineapple today?
    —██—— Put this on
    —██—— your profile
    █████—if you’re not
    – ██—— embarrassed
    – ██—— to tell others
    – ██—— that you
    – ██—— believe in God
    13 ways to annoy people on an elevator:

    1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body."

    2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

    3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

    4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

    5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

    6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

    7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in?”

    9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

    10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

    11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,“let me out!”

    12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

    13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!

    Post this on your page and make someone else smile. :)

    ██ This
    ████ On
    █████ Your
    ██████ Page If
    ███████ You
    ████████ Have
    ██████████ Ever
    ███████████ Fallen going
    █████████████ Up The stairs


    I found this on someone else’s profile, not mine.

    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

    The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

    The Cashier said, ’I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.’

    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ‘’Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?’’

    The old lady replied: ‘’You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.’’

    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

    ’It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.’

    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

    But he replied to me sadly. ‘No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.’

    His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.’’

    My heart nearly stopped.

    The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.’

    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me ‘I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won’t forget me.’

    ‘I love my mommy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.’

    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. ‘Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?’’

    ‘OK’ he said, ‘I hope I do have enough.’ I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

    The little boy said: ‘Thank you God for giving me enough money!’

    Then he looked at me and added, ‘I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!’’

    ‘I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.’’

    ‘My mommy loves white roses.’

    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

    I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind.

    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

    Was this the family of the little boy?

    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

    I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

    Now you have 2 choices:

    1) Repost this message, or
    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
    Look at your shirt. Okayyy What color is it mostly? ________! DUHHHHHH Okay, then, look at your horoscope:
    White—because I’m cool like that.
    Black—because that’s how I roll.
    Pink—because I’m NOT crazy.
    Red—because the voices told me to.
    Blue—because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
    Green—because I think I need some serious help.
    Purple—because I’m AWESOME!
    Gray—because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
    Yellow—be cause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
    Orange— because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
    Brown— because I can.
    Other—because I’m a Ninja!
    None—because I can’t control myself
    I am the girl that doesn’t go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
    I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
    I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn’t call normal.
    I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
    I am the girl that doesn’t spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
    I am the girl that hasn’t been asked out in a year.
    I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

    BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it’s a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (and assorted other fictional characters), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn’t need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

    Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:
    The Dawn Is Breaking,
    twilite addict,
    The Lonely Teenager,
    St. Fang of Boredom,
    Shadowed White Rosebud,

    Here’s to the girls.
    Who don’t wake up with the perfect hair.
    Who don’t mind eating Big Mac instead of salad.
    Who don’t wear 50 pounds of makeup.
    Who’d rather spend the days in sweat pants that skinny jeans.
    Who love the comfort of T-shirts.
    Who don’t get all the guys.
    Who aren’t ‘popular’ but feel like it when they’re with their friends.
    Who stick to sneakers instead of heels.
    Who aren’t afraid to break a nail. Who don’t always get their own way.
    Who don’t get everything they want.
    Who don’t need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.
    Here’s to the girls who are just
    like me.

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    this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod
    aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
    hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
    dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny
    iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit
    pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit
    a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
    by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas
    tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this fawrord it.

    The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.”
    The Black man turned around and stood up.
    He then said “Listen sir…When I was born I was BLACK,
    When I grew up I was Black,
    when I’m sick I’m Black,
    When I go in the sun I’m Black,
    When I’m cold I’m Black,
    When I die I’ll be Black.
    But you sir…When you’re born you are Pink,
    When you grew up you were White,
    When your sick your Green,
    When you go into the sun your Red,
    When your cold your Blue,
    When you die you are Purple,
    and YOU have the nerve to call me COLORED?”
    The Black man sat down and the White man walked away

    100% of people all people have some weirdness in them. Sometimes they embrace it and sometimes they hide it. Put this on your profile if you think so, too.

    Has anyone ever called you a nerd, geek, loser, or just plain stupid?? Well guess what? It’s the nerds, geeks, losers, and stupid people that created all the stuff they can’t live without!! Such as nail polish, lipstick, toothpaste, and perfume!!

    Paste and copy this on your profile if you’ve ever been called stupid, a geek, nerd, or loser!!
    You sit out. I dance
    You smile. I roll around on the floor.
    You zip your mouth. I tell the jerk to shut up.
    You raise your hand. I wave mine about wildly.
    You tease. I annoy until they want to kill me.
    You ignore this. I repost it.
    Repost if you ever feel like nobody wants to stand out and be different sometimes!
    Bullying is wrong. On the internet. And real life.
    This stops now. Right here. And there is NO turning back.
    I pledge to take a stand against all of the awful things happening


  • Favorite Authors:


    David Eddings
    Frank Herbert
    Erin Hunter
    Ally Condie
    Terry Goodkind
    Jane Lindskold
    Mercedes Lackey
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    Suzanne Collins
    John Flanagan
    J.K Rowling
    Rick Riordan
    Brandon Sanderson
    Christopher Paolini
    M. E. Sutton
    Tamora Pierce
    Robert Jordan
    Marion Zimmer Bradley
    Veronica Roth
    Orson Scott Card
    Richard Paul Evans
    Daniel Arenson
    Michael G. Manning
    M. R. Mathias
    Kristian Alva
    Lawerence P. White
    Greg Hamerton
    James Dashner
    Lissa Price
    Jeff Wheeler
    Lisa C Sperring
    Scott Lynch
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    Cassandra Clare
    Rosa Montero
    John Green
    Moira Katson
    Edward W Robertson
    David Dalglish
    KC May
    Shae Ford
    Ty Johnston
    Alan Dean Johnson



  • Favorite Books:


    Elenium/Tamuli, Belgariad/Malloreon, Dreamers
    Warrior Cats
    Sword of Truth
    Dragon Jousters
    Lord of the Rings
    Hunger Games
    Ranger’s Apprentice, Brotherband Chronicles
    Harry Potter
    Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus
    Elantris, final Wheel of Time books, The Emperor’s Soul
    Hero’s Sword
    Song of the Lioness
    Wheel of Time
    Mists of Avalon, Lady of Avalon
    Ender’s Game, Ender’s Shadow
    Michael Vey
    Song of Dragons
    The Wardstone Trilogy
    Dragon Stones
    Spirit of Empire
    The Tale of the Lifesong
    The Maze Runner
    Landmoor, Whispers from Mirrowen, Legends of Muirwood
    Affinity- The Soul Keeper
    Gentlemen Bastards
    Chronicles of Nick
    Mortal Instruments
    Tears in Rain
    The Fault in our Stars
    Light and Shadow
    Cycle of Arawn
    Paladins, Half-Orcs
    Fate’s Forsaken
    Star Trek/ Star Trek Into Darkness Movie Tie-ins


    Perfection and Destruction
    Fallen Grace
    Taming the Dragon
    Into the Darkness
    The Apocalypse
    Side Effects
    Spettellcross School of Creatures and Combat
    Affinity- The Soul Keeper
    The Summer of Rye
    Into the Dragon’s Eye
    I Am Human
    Call Us Freaks

  • Literary Character I Would Totally Date:

    No. Just no. :-P
    Okay, my friends talked me into putting something here so…. here goes nothing

    ~Aragorn (LotR)
    ~Mat Cauthon (Wheel of Time)
    ~Will (Ranger’s Apprentice)
    ~Bean (Ender’s Game)

  • Quote I Live By:

    Some Actual Quotes:

    “I have blurred the lines of reality and fiction. There is a thin line between insanity and genius and I am on the tightrope in between. I wait, day-by-day to see which side I will fall on.”
    ~TimeLadyofTARDIS (I think)

    “I don’t care much for rules; at least, for other people’s rules. Other people rarely see the situation as clearly as I, and thus make stupid rules.”
    ~Nynaeve al’Meara (from Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series)

    “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but, actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbley wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.” The Doctor.

    “A hero is a man who is scared to run away.”
    ~Uhh… I forget

    If you die in an elevator, push the up button.

    When life gives you lemonade, make lemons, and life will be all like WTF?

    “You cannot save others until you first save yourself”.

    as though no one is watching you.
    as though you have never been hurt before.
    as though no one can hear you.
    as though heaven is on Earth.
    - Souza

    “Do we walk in legends or on the green earth in the daylight?”

    “A man may do both,” said Aragorn. “For not we but those who come after will make the legends
    of our time.”
    – J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

    “Never forget what you are, because the rest of the world will not. Take it and make it yours and it can never be used to hurt you.”
    ~George R R Martin, A Game of Thrones

    “Beauty is judged with our eyes, while much more is found with your heart”

    Are you out of your Vulcan mind!?!
    -McCoy (Bones) Star Trek

    “Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.” ~Unknown

    “I reject your reality and substitute my own”-Adam Savage

    “Explosions are strange little creatures”-Adam Savage

    And now some random quotes that are funny:

    “Don’t mess with me. Or I’ll kick you. And it will hurt.”

    “I’m the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened… yesterday…”

    “Do not interrupt me when I’m talking to myself!”

    “Never do anything you wouldn’t want to have to explain to the paramedics…”

    “People are like Slinkies: Basically useless, and yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs.”

    “Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door…”

    “Screw gravity. I want to fly!

    ”When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, even though everyone expects you to make lemonade because that’s how the saying actually is – Cloudkittycats

    “I belong in an asylum, ladies. Deal with it.” XD

    Whoever said that patience is a virtue obviously didn’t have ADD.

    The person that said: ‘The Freaks come out at night’, has clearly never been to Wal-Mart during the day.

    When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone.

    I seriously don’t know when that UFO came and dropped off all these stupid people, but apparently they aren’t coming back.

    If each day is a gift I want to know where I can return Mondays.

  • Dream Job:

    I don’t really have a dream job yet, so this will just be my list of current obsessions:

    Short-Term Obsessions:
    Almost Human
    Diablo III
    Duct Tape
    -Fullmetal Alchemist
    -Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
    -Fairy Tail

    Long-Term Obsessions:
    Sci-fi/Fantasy books
    Cross-country (Hill yeah!)
    Nerf-sword-fighting (I’m actually pretty good)
    Star Trek
    Lord of the Rings
    Being Insane
    Explosions XD

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